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Ole at the Doctor

Lena tells Ole he really needs to go to the doctor.

So Ole goes in, and after the exam the doctor says, “Ole, you’re in pretty good shape for your age.”

Ole nods and says, “Dat’s good. But tell me, doctor… how much time do I have left?”

The doctor says, “Well, Ole, I can’t say exactly.”

Ole replies, “Vell, could you make a guess?”

The doctor shrugs and says, “Sure. Ten.”

Ole blinks. “Ten? Ten vat? Ten years? Ten months?”

The doctor says, “Nine.”

 

❄️ Ole & Lena Winter Driving Joke

Ole and Lena were driving through a Minnesota blizzard when Lena said, “Ole, slow down! You can’t see a ting!”

Ole replied, “Don’t worry, Lena. I’m followin’ da taillights of da car in front of us.”

A few minutes later, the car ahead stopped. Lena yelled, “Ole! Why are we stoppin’?”

Ole said, “Because da car in front stopped.”

Then a voice shouted from outside: “Hey! Get outta my driveway!”

Ole & the Ice‑Fishing Contest

Ole entered an ice‑fishing contest and proudly drilled his first hole.
Just as he dropped his line, a booming voice echoed across the ice: “There are no fish under that ice!”

Ole jumped, looked around, saw no one, and moved to another spot. He drilled a second hole.
Again the voice thundered: “There are no fish under that ice!”

Ole gulped and called out, “Is dat you, Lord?” The voice replied, “No, dis is the manager of the hockey rink!”