Ole entered an ice‑fishing contest and proudly drilled his first hole.
Just as he dropped his line, a booming voice echoed across the ice: “There are no fish under that ice!”

Ole jumped, looked around, saw no one, and moved to another spot. He drilled a second hole.
Again the voice thundered: “There are no fish under that ice!”

Ole gulped and called out, “Is dat you, Lord?” The voice replied, “No, dis is the manager of the hockey rink!”