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Norwegian Computer Terms

Log On: Making da wood stove hotter
Log Off: Don't add no more wood
Monitor: Keepin an eye on da wood
Download: Getting da wood off da truck
Megahertz: Ven yer not careful getting da firewood
Floppy Disk: Vat yew get from trying tew carry tew much wood
RAM: Dat ting dat splits da wood
Hard Drive: Getting home in da winter time in the snow

❄️ Ole & Lena Winter Driving Joke

Ole and Lena were driving through a Minnesota blizzard when Lena said, “Ole, slow down! You can’t see a ting!”

Ole replied, “Don’t worry, Lena. I’m followin’ da taillights of da car in front of us.”

A few minutes later, the car ahead stopped. Lena yelled, “Ole! Why are we stoppin’?”

Ole said, “Because da car in front stopped.”

Then a voice shouted from outside: “Hey! Get outta my driveway!”

Ole & the Ice‑Fishing Contest

Ole entered an ice‑fishing contest and proudly drilled his first hole.
Just as he dropped his line, a booming voice echoed across the ice: “There are no fish under that ice!”

Ole jumped, looked around, saw no one, and moved to another spot. He drilled a second hole.
Again the voice thundered: “There are no fish under that ice!”

Ole gulped and called out, “Is dat you, Lord?” The voice replied, “No, dis is the manager of the hockey rink!”